PERSONAL CHEF FOR ENGLAND TOO LAZY TO COOK, ORDERS LOCAL STREET FOOD

RAWALPINDI: The England cricket team is back in Pakistan to play 3 match test series after a long stretch of 17 years. “Disappointed” by the food on their previous visit, they decided to bring along a personal chef this time.

Omer Meziane, the man tasked with the job, has found himself busy discovering the culture of Rawalpindi since his arrival. Exhausted after roaming Jinnah Park and going one-wheeling with the Pindi  boys on Murree Road, the chef was too tired to cook meals for the English.

Omer decided it was best that he ordered something from Pindi food street for the Englishmen. The English camp ended up with a bug on Tuesday, with complaints of vomiting and diarrhea. The decision whether the test shall be played or not, will be taken two and a half hours prior to the scheduled start on Thursday morning. 

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