Lahore To Be Divided Into Two Districts, Those Who Can Pronounce “R” And Those Who Can’t

LAHORE: For quite some time, a vast majority of Lahoris have been trolled on the internet for not being able to pronounce their “R”s. Keeping this in view, the Government has decided to divide Lahore into two districts.

One of these districts will house Lahoris who have taught themselves to pronounce “R”, while the other will have Lahoris who still struggle to do so.

While a proportion of Lahoris are happy that they would no longer be trolled on Facebook and Twitter, there is anger amongst some Lahoris who believe they are being persecuted.

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