PCB allows families to travel alongside squad, unmarried players still unhappy

PAKISTAN: Last week, Pakistan Cricket Board announced that families of players would be free to travel alongside them. This decision came in light of restrictions placed due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

This decision might have cheered up the married players, but single players are still in distress. Almost a month of quarantine left Imam and Babar, both unmarried, with fractured thumbs.

Although practice sessions have been reported as the cause of injuries, our sources claim both players sustained them because “the bathroom tiles were too slippery.” Empty hand wash bottles were alsoo seen scattered on the floor.

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