First Virgin Atlantic Flight Lands In Pakistan, All Passengers Xbox Players

ISLAMABAD: The first flight of British Airline, Virgin Atlantic, landed in Pakistan on Friday, December 11th. The flight took off from Manchester, and was alleged to be carrying Xbox players only.

“The pandemic has been harsh to all of us. UK is home to the largest Pakistani diaspora community in the world. These Xbox-playing people are a sad, sad lot. They’re away from their homes, they can’t enjoy better games; we felt like they truly deserved a break. It was only fair to offer them seats on the first ‘Virgin’ Atlantic flight to Pakistan,” the press release read.

According to British High Commissioner, Christian Turner, there are now over 20 direct flights a week to both Islamabad and Lahore.

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