Cyberpunk 2077 to feature Khadim Rizvi as the orchestrator of the dystopian city

Cyberpunk 2077 is perhaps one of the most anticipated games to ever emerge. Yesterday at the E3 conference, the developers – CD Projekt Red – rolled out a new trailer and the release date of the game set in a futuristic, dystopian world.

To everyone’s surprise, Keanu Reeves made a glamorous appearance and described how he became part of the highly anticipated video game. Fans were thrilled upon hearing that he will feature in the game in some capacity. But that’s not all; CD Projekt Red had the real surprise still in the bag.

A loud nasheed started to echo in the halls of the conference and the heartthrob militant, Khadim Hussain Rizvi, rolled out in the spotlight. Rizvi announced that he will feature as the orchestrator of the dystopian Night City, to which hundreds of fans chanted “Labbaik!” Someone from the crowd shouted “you’re breathtaking!” at Rizvi, to which Rizvi smiled and ordered his workers to take his breath away.

The game is set to feature Khadim Rizvi as the main antagonist of the Night City. As the fierce leader of Tehreek-e-Labbaik Night City, his special powers would include organizing a mob of protestors anytime, anywhere and blocking roads all over the city. Khadim Hussain said that it is foolish to hunt for the immortality chip because immortality is already achieved in the hereafter. “Instead of making futile attempts at finding the chip,” Khadim expressed, “attend his sermons in the game and find Jannah.”

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