Guy who wins Jeeto Pakistan contest, disappointed he’s being paid in rupees

Complaining about the Pakistani currency plunge, Jamshaid – who won 50,000 rupees in cash in Jeeto Pakistan – says that he’s ‘crushed by the monetary return’ for his heroic stunt of throwing balls in a bucket with a blindfold on.

“I’ve been on the waiting list for the past year, you know,” said Jamshaid, “add that to the fake compliments I gave Fahad Mustafa to inflate his ego and all I got was some cash in rupees. RUPEES.” He continued as he wiped the sweat off his face with a 1000 rupee note, “He kept offering me to take a selfie with him, although I never asked for it. I don’t even know who this guy is except from the fact that he gives away valuable items for daring tasks.”

“I miss Aamir bhai’s show [Inaam Ghar] but I heard they had to close it down because all the harvested premium mangoes are being shipped abroad,” his eyes shimmered with the memories of the past.

“One day, I want to be like Aamir bhai,” he added.

 “A successful TV host?”

“No. Married.”

 “I managed to put in 15 balls, you know” Jamshaid, who kept giving envious looks to the bikes decorated around the set, “that’s still 5 more than the number of times Fahad Bhai said ‘soch lo’ during my one minute performance. At least I deserved a microwave oven.”

“I came to this show to get rich and I don’t think I’m wrong to have certain expectations from a show that feeds on my materialism. This is clearly false advertising and this is the last time I will ever come to this show,” Jamshaid added as he braced himself to leave the set, “I’m going to run and buy some bread from the money while I still can.”