-Hambantota: 6th match of the Lankan Premier League featured Kandy Tuskers and Galle Gladiators, the Tuskers winning by a modest margin of 25 runs. The second innings saw an exchange of words between Gladiators’ M. Amir and Tuskers’ Naveen-ul-Haq. The battle of words didn’t just end there, as the altercation continued in the post-match line-ups.
While Amir didn’t bump any fists with Naveen, “Boom Boom” Afridi did bump into the young Afghani. “Kya kar rahay ho?” Afridi inquired with a scowl. “Konsa sasta naswaar chaba rahay ho? Koi acha dealer dhoondo, aesay nahi chalay ga. Ghussa tandoor pe dikhaya karo.”
It is noteworthy that Afridi was found consuming Naswar himself during his days as an international cricketer. Lala, however, had denied those accusations, stating the alleged item was “long and sonf”.
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